Okay so I'm back in pita land for like the hundredth time coming back and leaving again. So sue me! I know I've condemed pitas in the past, well I was right cause look at all the drama thath wen down in the G books! You may notice I smartly removed my Guest book from the page because I could careless what you think to comment on my life and don't need any of those fuckin hatin comment. Oh and by the way this Pita is much more hard core than before and there will be massive amounts of swearing so if you're offened then don't read it! I can't spell either so deal with it. This is my life!

My Montreal Web Site Tanya Melissa Andy Stacey May 20 Well it's time for an update if I say so myself. Well lets see. School is finally over... well sorta over I still have to take one class in summer school but it's only two days a week and i only have six weeks left of that so it's not to bad so I think I made out pretty well. I'm taking the class with sharon and Jackie and this other chick Jenn. Sharon is still weird and thinks everything comes from the dollar store. I just agree with her now instead of trying to make a stink out of it. "Yes Sharon my sandles came from the dollar store." (Really I would never be caught dead in dollar store sandles and you could probably buy 70 pairs of dollar store sandles for the cost of one pair of my sandles but for tha sake of my sanity and trying to explain to Sharon er 5 minuets I just agree. Work is under way now. I really like the people I work with it should be a fun year. It's somewhat disorganzied and i get sick of it and just fix the shit myself but oh well that's what they pay me for. I'm looking forward to going away for May 24 with Lynn and the gang what ever it is we do we really don't have plans nailed down yet, but I do have my booze bought and that the main thing ha ha. I love shopping and I can't stop buying stuff. That is all for now. peace and love. wow barely any F bombs in this entry I'm impressed. April 25, Shopping whore Well today was grand I am done school and we went to London to see Melissa, where I shopped and shopped and let me tell you I buy way to much shit. I bought new shoes (big surprise) I wanted to match Melissa's emu sandles too. I got a hot new cuff watch and a man bag too. It was fun but then we ate a wendy's and now I stink like hamburger and I'm fat. but really I'm not fat cause I just looked at my stomack in the mirror at stacey's house and it looks skinny today. ah well. Shopping is so much fun I apparently out shopped Joanna, Kendra and Melissa but they never buy anything I'm always the purchasing whore. Once I start I can't stop. I need to relze I can't affoard all this shit. Even if it is totally hot. I start work on Monday and I'm very excited about that. I also miss Ryan very much everytime I hear Britney Spear it reminds me of him. OMG I got so drunk last night I was trying to pick up trash off the street to re-sell on ebay. I also passed out on my front lawn and ate a shit load off wal nuts. I woke up in my bed I don't know how I got there and I still had a mouth full of half chew wal nuts. It was pretty gross. I didn't feel so pretty this morning. I'm almost %100 sure I didn't barf last night, almost because there are a few parts of the night I don't remember and I may have puked then but I don't think I did. Classic's is stupid everyone was staring at me apparently, and er one I was trying to seduce was totally not getting the vibes. Perhaps because they liked girls? We were in a straight bar after all. I want to go to Ren were people don't stare at you funny for dancing. it's like Oh my fucking good look at that guy he's dancing! Why isn't he standing at the side of the dance floor drinking beer and trying to look cool and pick up. DUH straight men are idiots! What ever I'm over it. April 12, WTF, Wedding Craze Okay Well my new friend Christoper that Joeylynn set up that whole dealie and not the boy dealie wall in Jo's room but any who what the hell am I talking about I always get lost in what I'm trying to say. Oh ya Christoper got me inspired to update so here I am updating. He send me a picture of him and his bf and they were so cute I wanted to put them in a to go bag and show everyone how cute they are. And they smell good too. So everyone need to buy them presents. Anyway on with the jive talking. Here come the ranting. Okay so my uncle asked me to be in his wedding first of all I know this was a fucking sympathy you're in the wedding. I'm a fucking usher. Who'd heard of a homo user. Well okay lets start at the fucking beging shall we. Okay let's get y'all up to speed. Uncle gets divorcd find new chick and they are getting married. His son and daughter are in the wedding party and so is my other 2 cousins from my mom's sister. So that means all the cousins EXCEPT me and James are in the wedding party. Like a really give a fuck anyway, but tonight I think they relized they were fucktards by not putting me and James in when they put everyone else in even though I couldn't give a shit what they did it's their wedding. So Anyway my cousin comes online and is like uhhh my dad wants you be a groomsman and my family is fucked up and they try and trick each other soo I knew I wasn't really a groomsman fuck him for that. I was like are you sure? and she like or and usher. So I'm like so I'm a fucking usher and they try and trick me and make me think I'm someone actually important. So know i have to be a fucking usher. Apparently he's been wanting to ask me since x mas to be in the wedding but kept forgetting. What ever maybe the hundred times I saw you since x mas you could of asked what ever I'm over it. NEXT TOPIC. So School bites ass. I have to do a fucking power point ass crap shit piss thing and my group isn't sending me their shit well I'm not waiting all night so if they don't send it to me fuck them they can use hand fucking puppet to entertain the class. Or they could wear a fucking "Tuxedo" t-shirt. Ya that was real Class A right there. equals how the fuck do you think you're a metro sexual when you pull shit like that. What ever. Oh and FYI bitch boi is straight now good thing I'm over that. TV is the devil and I watch to much of is just like a buy to much shoes. OMG hold on I have to pee....okay back. Anyway My hair is driving me absoluting insane I had it up in a whole bunch of little pony tail dealies and now I took them out and have one Ginormus FRO it's scary. Don't go there. You seriously don't want to see it. Well you probably do so that you can laugh at me and call me mr ugly pants. My hair is almost even beyond the help of my hair straightener. Okay well I think that's all for now so I'm outtie. BOO YAA April 6, Dido? Smells? Well I was just having a though. As I sat here in bed listening to Dido, I thought wouldn't it be cool if Dido was really here with me in the room. Then I got scared cause then I was like actually that'd be weird cause it's Dido and why would she be in my room? Ya know what I mean. Well yesterday I was in a crappy mood and not that today was any better I just didn't let things get to me so I'm in a better mood. And plus I danced around my room in my undewear for a while and that always help to liven things up ha ha. My apartment smell like meat, Like fucking NICK MEAT well not Nick meat but meat that he cooks. Bacon. It's not that I don't like Bacon, it's just that..well..how do I put this... I don't like Nick... there that was easy. I don't know why I don't like Nick, I don't know why I give him the finger all the time when he isn't looking, I don't know why I constantly curse him under my breath. Wait I just remembered why. He uses all my toilet paper and sheds and never cleans the bathroom. Man I need to give him the finger again..hold on.....there mission accomplished. ewww I hate Nick and his smells. He thinks he's so cool cause he has a fucking toaster oven. Ya... well... I have a fuckin hair straightener BITCH (Thanks to ma home gurl M Dawg aka Poops) Mad props to her for dat one. Easter is soon approaching and I will be coming home. I talked to Susan on the net tonight she said she bought me and James candy for an easter hunt but then remembered we told her last year that we're to old for that ha ha. I told her that I'd eat the candy anyway even though I shouldn't cause it's bad for you. AWWW I miss home and mom. Well to my chagrin in the middle of my elective, (equals crazyassmofo teacher I've hated since the first day when we entered into a verbal battle over the deference between EMPATHY and SYMPATY), needless to say I've been an uber bitch to her and have recently tried to make ammends with her because I'm trying to be less of a slutty bitch to everyone even though I'm so not a slut but just a bitch. Okay so i'm way off topic now. So I was saying to my chagrin (yes it's a fuckin word, I get the word of the day bitch), the stupid ass guy I hate so much because he's a major ass browner and I want to punch him out everytime he says sometimes because he thinks he's king shits, equal stylewannabe I shope at AE, Fuck why can't I stay on topic, this is so like me going off topic and having extrealy bad run on sentences ha ha. I'm starting a new paragraph to tell my story now because I need to get away from that other stuff. WORD. So to my chagrin, I missed Spot ever so much today. The guy did this meditation exercise (biting my tongue or should I say finger so I don't start ranting about his fucking meditation exercise, equals I did the exact same thing in another class for our wellness presentation but my was way better considering I didn't discredit our work long story and we arn't getting into that right now)Fuck cross word puzzels are fun. So back to me missing Spot. long story short we had to think of a happy place and mine was in bed with Spot. Wow look at all the shit I had to write just to tell that little story ha ha ha. Man I'm such a slut sometimes. But slut in a good way ya know the reallyaprude kinda slut not a suckyouoff kind of slut. Wow visions of prom just flashed through my head. Man that was fun. It also reminds me of summer which reminds me of I hope we can go up to the lake and cuddle. I love cuddling at the lake with Joey and Melissa. Perhaps this year we will bring Tristan? and that boy with orange socks and a trench coat, Scott or something? I dunno. awwwww tin foil shoes now I'm sad, I'd spell his name but I don't know how. There was this one time when Tayna droped whipped creme on my head oh man why can't fun times like that last for ever. Ya so I want a fuckin Paris Hilton dog. Well a Chihauhau (that's really how it's spelt) or a Dauchson (Not sure if that's how it's spelt). One that you can carry in your man bag. I would need some shantz to go with the dog too though. I could match my cuff to the puppies collar OMG we would be so fucking adorable. Okay so what is up with my like Novel entries? I hate when people write long entry, well no one reads this anyway so it doesn't matter. I've gotta go to the bathroom so I'm gonna sign out fer kna April 5, Open for Business Well I'm back again, for how long I don't know but I need the pita right now for some reason. I felt like doing html stuff so I can in hear to fix it up because it was embarassing the state of ill repair my sight was in. I've turned into a major bitch this year. Some people know why. I'm not really happy with this so I'm gonna try and be less of a bitch. Maybe less of a lable whore too. Besides I'm totally over the person who turned me into this person. Really I am this time, I erased er thing, even the last to text meassages. I bought new fuckin sandles, they are so hot (in other news I think I have turets) why the hell did it have to snow the day after I bought my sandles now I can't even wear them. I didn't spend $170 to have them look pretty amungs the hords of other shoes I have and not be worn by men. I'm a fucking shoe whore, I can admit I have a problem which is slightly fueled by my compeditiveness; because I don't want Melissa to beat me ha haha. But seriously I need to stop, I have 17 pairs that are in constant circulation and then another god knows how many back in Statford I have close to 30 pairs of shoes. Okay I need to stop talking about school it's getting me too mad. Anyway I'm thinking alot about the future lately, meaning where will I live/work etc. who cares it's a while away figure it out later. Also I'm excited to come back home for summer. I'm working again at Tourism Stratford, my boss finally gave me the go ahead. I don't know why I'm so looking forward to going back there, it's kinda shit work when i think about it. I got bitched at by fuckin tourist all day long about stupid shit. Well now that I'm a bitch I'm not gonna take their crap anymore equals if I meet that fucking bastard ass old man with the walker I'm gonna give him a peice of my fuckin mind, nasty ass shit face. Here I go again with my turets. Food has been strange to me latly, I feel strange. The world is going to dump a bucket of shit of me I can feel it. I feel skinny latly especially when I look at pictures of me from back in the day equals eww double chin thank god that's gone. Yet I'm eating perhaps it's better food. No it's not I don't understand why is food so strange I'm not even making any sence to myself. FUCK I hate daylight saving it fucks you up. I'm outtie it's late and I really think I need to sleep. I don't get alot of sleep anymore. Oh and P.S. sorry for the long entry it's been a while so sue me I have shit to spill